31 Jul Louis Vuitton Millionaire Speedy Bag: The Ultimate Statement in Luxury Fashion

Back in June, Pharrell Williams took to Paris Fashion Week to reveal his first ever Louis Vuitton collection. It was a huge deal. Bands! Videos! A brigade of models marching across the city’s oldest standing bridge! And while half of us were completely entranced by the giant coats and tiny sunglasses and the bright lights of the Pont Neuf bridge, the other half just couldn’t take our eyes off of the Louis Vuitton Millionaire Speedy Bag – and it’s going on sale very soon.

Painted in a bright yellow colour scheme, the Millionaire Speedy Bag is handmade from leather and completely covered in Louis Vuitton’s signature monogram. Chunky gold hardware features across the handles and shoulder strap (shoulder chain?), and the pendants are encrusted with actual diamonds. Why? Because Louis Vuitton and Pharrell, that’s why.

While the LV piece was initially meant to drop in just one colour, it looks like it’ll also be available in four other palettes including rouge (red), vert (green), bleu (blue,) and marron(brown). Thank you French GCSE.

Williams told GQ that he “reimagined it as a Canal Street counterfeiter might, in primary colours, but on leather so soft it seems to melt when you hold it in your arm.” However, unlike what you might find in Canal Street, you’re not going to be able to haggle with this one.

That’s because, as its name strongly suggests, the Louis Vuitton Millionaire Speedy Bag will set you back a cool $1 million. And even if you did have that sort of money just lying around (our DMs are open, btw), you need to be a top-tier LV client just to get your hands on it, like renowned murse lover Jacob Elordi, who, unsurprisingly, already has one.

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